Laxdæla saga, chapter 12

sagasfortheimpatient:

Höskuldur: “I’d like to buy a female slave plz. How much for that pretty one over there in the corner.”

Gilli: “She’s defective and expensive.”

Höskuldur: “How so?”

Gilli: “She doesn’t speak.”

Höskuldur: “You call that defective? Come oooooon I’m married to the biggest tsundere ever you have no idea. Have all my money I want that one.”

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